
1. No Good Burgers in Seattle
Admittedly, this place has Fatburger and The Habit, which are delicious, but it doesn’t have the big two (Whataburger and In-N-Out). That means it’s not a real city. While in Seattle, you are 217 miles from the nearest In-N-Out and a whopping 1,130 miles from the nearest Whataburger, and that’s just not really living. Sure, you could try some of the local burger joints, but who supports small business in this day and age?
I am a graduate of Texas A&M University who is currently the greatest Walmart employee of all time.