The MAN Handbook: How to Win People and Influence Friends
COGNITION
- A man will not always be right (but he will never be wrong).
- When not engaged in the process of being lazy, a man will be thinking about when their next opportunity to be lazy is.
- A man will blame all his problems and financial woes on the current president, regardless of whether or not this postulation is astute.
- A man must ponder deep philosophical quandaries, such as who will win this year’s Super Bowl or which car is the manliest purchase.
- Even when not thinking about sex, a man will be thinking about sex.
I am a graduate of Texas A&M University who is currently the greatest Walmart employee of all time.
Why Seattle is the Worst City in America
1. No Good Burgers in Seattle
Admittedly, this place has Fatburger and The Habit, which are delicious, but it doesn’t have the big two (Whataburger and In-N-Out). That means it’s not a real city. While in Seattle, you are 217 miles from the nearest In-N-Out and a whopping 1,130 miles from the nearest Whataburger, and that’s just not really living. Sure, you could try some of the local burger joints, but who supports small business in this day and age?
I am a graduate of Texas A&M University who is currently the greatest Walmart employee of all time.