Make a New Year’s Resolution and Stick To It

It’s almost a New Year! You know what that means? Millions (if not billions) of people are making New Year’s resolutions. If you’re the optimistic type, you might think that a New Year’s resolution is some kind of goal that people set for themselves at the beginning of the year. The rest of us know that most people make their resolutions with absolutely no intention of keeping them. They say they’ll lose weight or read more or something like that but end the year weighing more and reading less.

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Will Mando Rescue Baby Yoda?

*MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

First off, I know what you’re thinking. His name is Grogu! Not Baby Yoda! And I hear you. I just don’t care. Nobody ever corrects me when I say Mando instead of Din Djarin! Leave me alone!

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The Christmas Spirit is Alive and Well and so is Avril Lavigne

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Picture this. It’s 2002. You went to the Scholastic book fair earlier tht day and rode the bus home to an empty house. You sit on the floor in front of your huge, 20 inch box TV and switch it to channel 3. Your favorite Nickelodeon sketch comedy, All That, is about to start. Life is good.

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Baby Yoda Has a Name. And I Hate It.

I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.

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On this week’s episode of The Mandalorian, Mando and his son, Baby Yoda, finally met with Ahsoka Tano. She’s the jedi that Mando’s been looking for to train Baby Yoda. Now obviously, Disney was never going to let Mando leave Baby Yoda with her because then they would lose about 99% of their viewership, but they did something else almost equally divisive. Ahsoka Tano used the force or something nerdy to communicate with Baby Yoda and revealed his real name to Daddy Mando.

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