COGNITION
- A man will not always be right (but he will never be wrong).
- When not engaged in the process of being lazy, a man will be thinking about when their next opportunity to be lazy is.
- A man will blame all his problems and financial woes on the current president, regardless of whether or not this postulation is astute.
- A man must ponder deep philosophical quandaries, such as who will win this year’s Super Bowl or which car is the manliest purchase.
- Even when not thinking about sex, a man will be thinking about sex.
I am a graduate of Texas A&M University who is currently the greatest Walmart employee of all time.
