The Christmas Spirit is Alive and Well and so is Avril Lavigne

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Picture this. It’s 2002. You went to the Scholastic book fair earlier tht day and rode the bus home to an empty house. You sit on the floor in front of your huge, 20 inch box TV and switch it to channel 3. Your favorite Nickelodeon sketch comedy, All That, is about to start. Life is good.

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Why Seattle is the Worst City in America

1. No Good Burgers in Seattle

Admittedly, this place has Fatburger and The Habit, which are delicious, but it doesn’t have the big two (Whataburger and In-N-Out). That means it’s not a real city. While in Seattle, you are 217 miles from the nearest In-N-Out and a whopping 1,130 miles from the nearest Whataburger, and that’s just not really living. Sure, you could try some of the local burger joints, but who supports small business in this day and age?

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